For anyone who follows any bit of fashion, it is clear that "trends" coming around about once every few years. And once something has been around for a few years, the appeal of them starts to fade. During high school, mid-drift (who uses that word?) baring tops were all the rage. I expect in one or two years, that trend will return, but I am no longer foolish enough to participate...
Trend 1: Wide Legged Pants
Thanks to whatever is holy, wide legged pants are back in. I have squeezed my ass into too many skinny jeans to count, only to realize what I always have known - I don't look good in Skinny Jeans. Wide Legged Pants, however, are exactly what my ass needs.
Trend 2: Orange
I didn't really know the color Orange went out of style. ? Did you? Although I fully support the return of Orange, I am a little suspect. Prison colors don't look good on anyone.
Trend 3: Future Militaristic?
I'm sorry, but what? Not even just modern militaristic? I had always hoped that 'Future' militaristic would be non-existant, like peace and love and hippy shit. Not this, weird white bondage look that I am seeing every where. Sorry, I'll pass.
Trend 4: Dolman Sleeves
Okay, I'll be honest, I had to look this one up. I might be hip to the fashions, but I still have a lot to learn with the lingo. According to answers.com, a dolman sleeve is a full sleeve that is very wide at the armhole and narrow at the wrist. Huh? I can see the perks of that for Spring or hell, even at a Pirate Parade in the middle of winter, but really this is what I have to expect for Spring 2011? Or maybe, we'll all be ultra-hip wearing one of these "Bajas". Check out those Dolman Sleeves!!

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